"Pageant child"

YouTube link. 

The dialogue in this news clip about the "toddlers and tiaras" trend is predictable, banal, and not very informative to the extent that I wound up muting it.  But the behavior of the child is interesting.  Perhaps she's just a normal five-year-old girl acting up when she sees a camera or monitor.  Or maybe she's been in a few too many pageants...

Via Everlasting Blort.