Fuller did not invent a "dymaxion chicken coop" but this gets the credit of being the first joke I have stumbled upon with the word, "tensegrity." Stupid, I know--it does not even sound like Fuller's writing--but that's why I post it here! If you want the serious stuff, see the wiki, at tensegritywiki.com.
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER: Because we have not yet designed and implemented true,constantly forwardly/backwardly evolving, energy-transforming livingmachines which will enable us to perform all functions from the informedly turbining hub of a single autonomous in-spiralling/out-radiating network ofspace-connected information vector transforms. Had the chicken beensupplied with my Dymaxion Tensegrity Coop, it would have remained at home,un-tempted by such risky spatial-temporal translations.
The others are cute, too.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road!” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
SIR ISAAC NEWTON: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA The chicken crossed the road with Britney Spears and a missing Gosselin twin, and was almost hit by an SUV pursued by police cars, with helicopters transmitting images of the event.
Found on http://brwnpprpkgs.blogspot.com/
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